I saw that “You know, there’s only one problem with you - you’re perfect” scene in the tag again and it got me thinking - IS it the absolute wrongest line in canon? Can it really hold that record?
@gordoncoleofficial offers
“He’s the greatest law man I’ve ever known”; @cerealninjakat “I’m Audrey Horne and I get what I want” which are certainly valid competitors. Anything else…?

For a quick @fyeahghosttrick Ghost Swap treat, @celebrenithil requested a Call of Cthulhu-esque fusion AU. Now I don’t know much about it all, but a quick image search informs me that it’s kind of like tentacle noir? So, here we see the one (1) Allotted Cabanela Fuck-Up Per Setting as it unfolds…
Perversely, Pyre is the one game that Space Jam memes have no power over, because the result is basically a literal description of what actually happens.
Pyre’s plot is surprisingly no-nonsense for being fantasy basketball in purgatory: the game